1. Play the hole song error free and mess up on the last note.
2. Play one single note through the entire song according to the rythem.
3. Play the wrong song on purpose.
4. Stare at him with a blank face when he askes you to play a song.
5. Play as sloeas you possably can.
6. Question everything he says.
7. play the song using only sharps and flat.
8. When he plays the song, right before he hits the last note, yell "JINKXS!"
9. When he calls your name to do a test, say, "I have to go to the bath room!" If he stops you say, "It's an emergancy." and
    if he disagrees, say it seriously,"IT IS AN EMERGANCY!"
10. When ever possable, play these cords after every song: A A D D G.
11. Purpously make noise when he is talking, don't say anything, just the noise.
12. Every day when you enter the band room, spread out your arms and make plain noises with your mouth, occasionally
    yelling, "I'M A PLAIN! I'M A PLAIN!" untill he enters the room.
13. Smash your guitars after every concert.
14. When he asks you to play scales, play random notes.
15. At the end of the trimester, act like you don't know anything
16. When he asks you to play a test, start screaming hystericaly until he gives you an "A".  Do this repeatedly until you
    automativally get an "A" on every test.
17. The next time he asks you to play a test, agree, and go over to the piano and start playing the tune.
18. Before he comes in, get the whole band to come over to the middle of the room, put chairs in a circle and start telling
    stories. When he enters become errily silent and stare at him as if he interupted somthing important.
19. Get the band together and start sining "When The Saints Go Marching In" when the band teacher enters.
20. Smile suspisiously when he enters.
21. Start calling him dad.
22. When you have a substitute, be errily quiet the period and stare at him.
23. Act like you deaf and use sign language when he you speak through the year untill the last day.
24. Speak with an noticably fake accent.
25. Pretend you are an extange student from Scotland and speak with your voice going up and down.
26. Purpously mis pronounce his name.
27. Start calling him by his first name.
28. Ask questions that dont hve anything to do with band.
29. Try to know every thing about him; past life, wife, kids, where he's from, how long he went to highschool, was he in the
    military...
30. Pretend you are a spy from the government.
31. Act like you lost you contax before a test.
32. Find out where he lives.
33. Stare at him continuously through the day.
34. Pupously put your guitar out of tune after he tune's it and then play "Greensleeves".
35. Start playing "Aura Lee" andswitch over to "Jimgle Bells" in the middle of the song.
36. After every song, strume the "C" cord really hard and fast twice after even if it doesn't match the song.
37. Substitut every note in the song for another, and play it keeping the same rythem of the origanal.
38. Wave your guitars around in the air and sing "This Little Light Of Mine".
39. Go up to him and ask, "Did your mother drop you as a child?"
40. Call him an old hag.
41. We are artist and this is how we expess ourselfs.
42. Refer to him as Mr. Pepé.
43. When he walks into the room, start singing "Jingle Bells" no mater what time of year it is.
44. In the middle of playing a song, act like you fall alsleep.
45. When playing a duet, play at diffrent speeds from one another.
46. When ever possable, leave your instrument at home.
47. Strum the other persons guitar while they are playing.
48. Talk loudly, with your friends,about ploting to fiscally injurethe band teacher.
50. Tell him, "One day I will rule the world and every time I fail test, I will get you backfor it one day. You'll be sorry soon", in
    an evil voice and look at him straight in the eye every day durring class
51 and 52. (I messed up with the numbering in the note book) .Pop every joint in your body when  your teacher calls your
    name to play a song.
53. If the teacher tunes you instrument, put it out of tuen when he's done.
55. Write about things to do to annoy your ban teacher when he cals you to play a test.
56. Every time you leave the room yell something.
    Example: "Can I have your attention please? I live in my head."
57. Put your music books in the middle of the room, light them on fire and sing "Kumbya".
58. Say to him, "Every time I look at you , I get a fierce desire to be lonsome."
59. Start writing a poem even if it doesn't make scense. When he asks you what you're doing, yell at him untill he egrets
    he mad the disivion to be a band teacher.
60. When he asks you to play a song, don't do it, just start over. (I have no clue what I ment by this.)
61. When askes to play a song, start reading all of these "Things to Annoy Your Band teacher"
62. Come in the class 10 minutes after the bell. Then leave one minute later.
63. Say you can play a song even when you can't.
64. Use language tht you wouldn't even use in front of your friends.
65. Develope a severe hatred for him and shoe it when ever possible.
66. On the first day of class tell everyone that you're that teacher.
67. Empty you spit valve durring a song at a concert in front of everyone.
68. Proclaim loudly to one of your friends the following: "Yep. I killed all my band teachers."
69. When comleting a song yell the following "Woohoo!" no matter what the grade is.
70. When ever possible, sing the "Barney the Dinosaur" theme song.
71. Start humming one line of a song that you know the teacher hates over and over again untill it gets stuk in his head.
72. Bring the wrong instrument to class.
73. Start doing work for other clases during the hour.
74. Shout every thing you say.
75. Purpously drop pikc into your guitar, and right after you get it out, drop it back in.
76. Start repeating every thing you say.
77. Start repeating every thing you say.78.Repeat everything he says.
79. If possible, sit in your instrument case all hour long.
80. When he turns his back to you make funny faces at him untill he turns around.
81. Yell for the pure joy of yelling.82.Say a lot of oximorons.
83. When the princapal comes in start yelling and throwing a fit at the band teacher, even if he did nothing.
84. Fix your guitar with duct tape.
85. When he asks you to play, say you can't because your strings are stuck.
86. Break everything on purpose (but make it look like an acident) in the middle of class.
87. Throw your guitar against the wall (for fun).
88. Make snow cones for every one except the band teacher.
89. Durring winter, leave the window open in the band room so snow will come in. Build snow peoples.
90. Claim the sky is falling.
91. When the bell rings, run and hide under the nearest chair with you head covered and shake violently.
92. Play you guitar loudly while the teacher is tuning all the guitars.
93. Capture a squirrle and let it loose in the band room.
94. Capture a cat and let it loose in the band room to catch the squirrel.
95. Get a dag to catch the cat.
96. Kidnap a dog catcher and let him loose in the band room to catch the dog.
97. And an elephant to squish the dog catcher.
98. Mayby we should stop the chase, the band room will be destroyed.
99. Make up your own rythm.
100. Do the opposite of what he tells you.