301. Put chalking around the doors going into his room. Before you do that, open a window. After apply the chalk, take a fire
    hose and place one end of it in the window. Take the other end and hook it u to a fire fydrant. Open up the vakve abd ket
    the wate gush into hi class room. Leavethe water on until it is pouting out of his class room. Leave the water on until it is
    pouting out the window. Close the window and run as fast as you can.
302. Start crying for no rason at all.
303. Say steping into his class room is like steping into H*#$.
304. When doing a written assignment, substitue words with symbols like in #393.
305. Change you name to an unpronouncecable symbole.
306. Drop you r last name and change you first name to "Bob" or "Bubba."
307. Say to him that you want to have a job dealing with the dead. Scare him so bad he'll avoid you for the rest of the year. Be
    sure to sign up for his class next school year.
308. tell him you love to make his life a living...HEY! you can also say to the whole purpose of your life is to distroy all the
    band teachers.
309. Key his car.
310. If asked to aul something to any place out side of school, say you'll do it. Put the item on the roof of your car and tie it
    down with dentle floss.
311. Start playing one song but change between several different songs.
312. Spray paint in his room.
313. Two words: go streaking.
314. Reapeat the following: Joy is to be found, not in the end, but in the journey to get there, it is about life. Of course you
    don't have a life, you aren't joyful at all.
315. Set off the fire alarm in his room
316. Start telling hi about a long marth equation. Have the answer say: U=S-U-C-K.
317. Have a cement truck come and dump it's lead in the classroom.
318. If he asks you to give him a beat, start in 4/4 when in the middle of the song switch to 3/4.
319. Ask him questions that don't apply to anything. (Example: How many ounces of green cheese does it take to make a cow
    smile?)
320. Disassemble his car nd reassemble it in his classroom.
321. Do a tap dance on the piano keys.
322. disassemble a school bus and reassemble it in his class room.
323. If he has a dry-earaser marker board in his room, switch the dry-earase markers with peranent markers.
324. If he asks you a question, start crying. Then sue him for damages.
325. Seal all the doors and windows. Cut a hole in the roof of his class room. Start pouring concete through the hole until the
    concerte comes out through the hole. You might want do this over the summer, it could take a lot of time.
326. Talk about "The Man In White," but don't make it clear to who he is.
327. Each day, write on the chalkboard about things you can do with duct tape.
328. Sit and do nothing except contiplate the meaning of life.
329. say anything that comes to mind (example: sun, shoulder, bathroom, water, can, John, waterfall, babling brook, agoney, I
    can fight it, I can hold it in, it will be all right, I can hold it, NO I CAN'T! I've got to run, got to run, AAAaaaah! I can't
    remember where the bathroom is!).
330. Talk about frogs.
331. Refer to him as "goose". 332. When he's directing and counting the beats, yell out random numbers.
333. Paint his car tie dye coors.
334. Heckle him.
335. Lock him in the instrument room.
336. Weaken the strings in his piano so the break when he plays.
337. say you are a creatures from the dead.
338. Tell him you'll be sure to laugh at his funeral.
339. Say that you're an imortal.
340. Play tag in his classroomwhen the principle is in there.
341. Start calling him little John.
342. Open you're back pack, look in and say, "Hold on, we're almost out of class! Don't die on me!" and see what happens.
343. Say you hate all band teachers and when you take over the world you'll destroy them all first.
344. Have a food fight when he's not persent. Once entered say it was the work of the devels.
345. Start caloling him Mac Daddy and see how long it takes you to get detention.
346. Tell him you're only friends are deep insicde the earth.
327. Move all of his stuff in hs room into the hall.
348. act like a three year old and start calling him "doody head," and "mean person."
349. Start calling him "afro thunder!"
350. Bring a stop watch to school, stand next to him and start it. when he either yells at you or ask yu what you're doing, stop
    the watch and anounce the time on it. Be sure not to say anything while timing.
351. When doing a written assignment, have the whole class copu from each other and then turn in the assignment.
353. If he gets onto "who wants to be a million are," if he uses a life line and calls you, act like you have no clue who he is and
    hang up.
354. Draw stick figures of him on the chalkboard. Be sure to write you name under figure.
355. don't study for a test. Just open the book, and play what ever's there for a test.
356. Get into a big ol' fight with him. Storm out of the class. The next day, act link nothing happened.
357. Point at him and laught.
358. Make several of those stick figures in "The Blair Witch Project" and hang them from the celing
359. Scram and whine like a little child when told to play a song.
360. Drink a gallon of "Surge" and see what happens.
361. Move one think in him room at a time until eveything is completely out of place. Do that when he has his back turned.
362. Ask him about the meaning of life everyutime you walk in through the door.
363. Hand in other classes work into the teacher.
364. Always say "I'm confused."
365. If you get a low grade on a test, hold you breath until you eaither pass out or he changes your grade.
366. What ever you do, panic.
367. Try to do all the tests in the book that day, so you can talk the rest of the tri.
368. Redecorate his class room so it looks like the inside of a funeral home. Complete with the casket and pews.
369. Do something to make him regret his career choice.
370. When asked to play a test, say to him, "I'm sorry but I'm looking for the abillity to speak the English languate. So in other
    words I don't know what the H#@@ you're saying."
371. Look at him and LAYGH YOUR HEAD OFF.
372. Say he should start a one man band called "The Village Idiot."
373. Make the band room look like a rock concert.
374. Chain him to the door.
375. Mix up his music so when he's playing one song and turns the page, he's playing a completely different song.
376. Call him "anistasia Beaver Housin."
377. Throw his computer out the window.
378. Put "Crime Scene" tape up around his room when he leaves making him think that someone got killed.
379. Hypnotize him and make him your slave.
380. Re modle his room so it klooks like it's upside down.
381. Say your diing and you last wish is to see him get run over by a steamroller.
382. Blast all his speakers in his room.
383. Tie dye any thing yo possible can.
384. Dring a gallon of Caffinated Coffee and see ahta happens.
385. If there's a sink in the room, plug it up and turn the water on full blast, and run.
386. Put a Christmas tree in his room, no matter what time of the year it is.
387. Dedicate a web site to you hatred of band teachers.
388. If he has a dring, spikeit when he's not looking.
389. Go through different styles everyday (Example: go the stoner, outcast, popular, jock).
390. Go home and call him at school, just to talk.
391. Talk about your old war injouries.
392. Talk about the war you were in, even if you wern't in one.
393. write you own song and sing it every until you're kicked out of class.
394. Creat a spanish version of "Who Wants to be a Millionare" and play it ofetn durring class. Make all the questions about
    the band teacher.
395. without asking him, take his music and use it to write letters to your friend on, make it so you can't see the music. Return
    the music to his stand, and see what happens.
396. do everything you possible can do to make him deaf.
397. When the fire alarm goes off run around screaming, "we're all going to die!" then run into a wall and sue him.
398. Pour super glue all over the floow. cover it all (it being the floor).
399. If he lends you his keys, make copys of them all.
400. Dot all of your letters with a little drawing.