201. Tell him that if he changed his har color. his face would look like your dog's rear end.
202. When he asks you to play a song, belare the whole tune.
203. When he starts playing a song, on any instrument, start singing "Everything you can do, I can do better."
204. Start to talk loudly about those lovley drivers ed movies, such as "Red Pevement," Even if you aren't in drivers ed.
    make sure the whole class gets in on the conversation.
205. Ask him what his life was like before he had "The Surgery."
206. Ask him what his life was like before "The Clinic."
207. When he enters, start chanting his name like the "Jerry Springer" audience, if he yells at you do #103.
208. Bring in several one liter bottles of pop. Shake them up, then throw them as hard as you can against the wall. DON'T
   USE Dr. Pepper.
209. Say you've developed a sever rash and you want him to look at it.
210. do something to make him cry.
211. If he asks you to give him a beat so he can play a song, start out the eat he wants and slowly speed up and slow down.
212. Start playing 49 that say 50 aas as you play it.
213. Pick your nose in the middle of class.
214. If it's cold, sniff in the air and say, "Don't you hate it when your boogers free?"
215. Tie him to a chair and spin him around until he gives you the day off.
216. Scream when he enters the room. 217. Point and gasp when he enters the room and say, "It's HIM!"
218. When you have a sub, galre at him the whole time.
219. Sneak out of the room when he's not looking.
220. If you're on the top floy, think *I wonder if I could get out f there was a fire in the building.* Open the window (when he's
    gone), and jump down ontoo the roof. (Hope you don't get caught, if you do, run for your life)
        CAUTION: Beware, this experiment really did happen, except the running part.
221. Hold the guitar in you hands and sleep when he's giving the lesson.
222. Do anything yo can to annoy him so he hates you and sign up for the class next year.
223. Pretend yo're a foreign extange student from Jermany.
224. Ask him what light is. (don't ask what I ment by this)
225. When there's a black out, scream hysterically.
226. Play the piano as much as you possible can.
227. Chear when ever he enters the room.
228. Bring your pet turtal for show and tell (even if there isn't one).
229. Do the opposite he tells you to.
230. Act like a little brat.
231. Flee for you life when he asks you a question you don't know.
232. Think of him as god.
233. Bow as he enters.
234. Thank him in a stranvge way when he helps you with another subject.
235. Argue over everything he does.
236. Start huming an annoying song (ex. "The ants go marching one by one...").
237. Speak in a language he doesn't know.
238. Play one song over and over again.
239. Claim he is the devil and you are god and you must destroy the "devil."
240. sit and look innosent.
241. Tell hm "it's for your own good," as you lock him in his office.
242. Cheer whenever he has to leave the room.
243. Where the same clothes to school every day.
244. Answer him by saying toco toco." (transellation, "hello hello")
245. Have discussions with yourself.
246. Play with his hair.
247. Attemp to knock yourself out when the principle is in the room.
248. sing a song.
249. Ask him if he's married yet.
250. find out exactly where he lives.
251. Say that he's your enemy and hid whenever he sees you, be sure it's in a obvious spot.
252. Go up to him, say these words, "I am a butterfly ree, ree, ree." be sure to flap your arms, then go and sit down and like
    nothings happend.
253. Cover all the windows in the room with duct tape.
254. Use crazy glue to glue all the doors shut. (make sure you are out side the room!)
255. Run in one door screaming "fire" and out th other. DO NOT enter the room.
256. Call him Aunt Jemima.
257. Tell him you have something in your eye, then asks him to bend down so you can use his bald spot as a mirror.
258. Always make a reference about how much you love Dr. Pepper. (After all, that drink rules.)
259. If he aks you to wright something on the board, miss spell every word you wright.
260. Talk with a Jamacian accent.
261. Every da when you enter the room whistle "when you wish upon a star."
262. If the power goes out durring class, yell the following "I knew Y2K would be the end of the world" then run around
    he world screaming.
263. Go up to him and say the folllowing, "Tu padre es una grande, prluda, u ferlsa mujer con pies prequensos."
    Transelation: You fathier is a big, larry, and angry woman with small feet.
264. Do "263" except cange the saying to the following, "Tu madre esta rota." (Rranslation: your mother is broken.
265. Cal him "bobins."
266. If you can, swith all your classes so he has you, and do everything written in here.
267. Call him "Mrs. Buterworth."
268. Try to get him fired.
269. Act like a preacher and quote things out of your music book.
270. If he has a computer, do anything in your power to scre if up.
271. Stack all the chairs up in front of his office door.
272. Right before he enters the room, get up and act like your a Spanish teacher, teaching spanish to his class. Make sure
    he sees you doing it.
273. Give him a traquilizer and when he's uncouncious, try to stuff him into an instrument case.
274. Try to fit as many peoplle as you can into his classroom.
275. Tie hm to his chair, and put him in the middle of the bussiest street in town, during rush hour.
276. When asked to repeat something, say it, only in a monotone voice. Be sure the whole class does the same.
277. After every sentence you sy, say a good comment about the Frii-to-lay chips, or Dr. Pepper.
278. Ask if you can go to the restroom, if he says yes, walk into his office, if he says no, tell him that you'll just "go" in his office.
279. Take the cheapest item he has in his room and hold it for randsome. Be sure to send notes threatening to distroy the item.
280. If you're a guy, where a flancy dress to class, if you a woman where the most masculin suit you can find.
281. when he's giving a lecture in front of the class, try to confuse him by shouting out words that have no meaning to the topic
    being discussed.
282. Be sure every tune you play is not associated with what season if really is. (example: Christmas song played durring
    sprind.)
283. Act like he doesn't exist.
284. Act like you're day dreaming.
285. Act like you're asleep. When the teacher goes to wake you up, yelll the following... "DIE BAND TEACHER, DIE!" act
    like you had no clue that you said it.
286. Ask him the following even if it isn't true, "why did you marry your sister?"
287. Act like your having a heart attack and sue him saying his face scarred you and caused you the heart attack.
288. For his birthday, make a pinata that looks like him. Hang in by it's neck from the ceiling, and hit it as hard as you can.
    Make sure he sees it all.
289. Say something bad about him to his face. Then act like you can't believe you said it. Then go and ist down.
290. Sing every thing you sau as loud as you can and in no particulay key.
291. Upon coming back to school after being sick, go up to him and discribe what your vomit looked like, then sit down.
    Remember, the more detail, the better.
292. When asked to play at a concert, do it. When on stange perforing, play out of key, and play the wrong notes. Upon
    finishing, make a speech like the following, "Mr. Band Teacher over there taught me all I know." Be sure to give the teacher
    all  the cerdit for your horrible preformance.
293. Every night for one week "T.P." his house and classroom.
294. Weld the doors to his classroom together.
295. Take all the light bulbs out of their fixtures and put them in a neat pike in front of his office.
296. Start playing the minute walz, but take 30 minuters to play it.
297. If you are his student aid, when he asks you to take attendence, mark everyone but yourself eaither absent or tardy.
298. Come in the room screaming and shouting, like you have just won a big prize.
299. Pain the room odd colors.
300. Bring a cell phone to class and call teh phone in his room. When he answers, hang up. Do that repeatedly until he runs
    out of the room screaming and pilling his hair out. CAUTION: Make sure he doesn't see you with the cell phone!!